AS YOU LIKE IT
Why didn't Ethel get out of the rain?
Marion has planned all her wedding except the groom.
Jewell thinks Zoology is a place where animals are kept.
Some girls seeing a man coming up the walk with Miss W- exclaimed, "0, there's that Pickle Man again," but it was only the Medicine Man.
Lelia: Miss M- please take us somewhere where we can get some botany experiments.
Mabel: "Alma, what is a triangle?"
Alma: "A three-cornered square."
Jimmie says she would ;like to have Berrys for every meal.
Ethel Smith wanted to know if Easter carne on Sunday this year.
Mrs. L- in History: "What did Napoleon do for his brothers?"
Jennie-Lee: "He made three of them kings of England."
Miss G-: "There is a sphinx in Egypt that covers thirteen acres."
Gertrude: "Why, a man that big? Is he alive?"
Mabel: "Lucile, I am going to order `The Last Days of Pompeii.' "
Lucile: "Why what do you want with that old man's life?'
Miss M- in History: "Can you tell me anything about the destruction of Jamestown?"
Miss Cay: "I just remember when it was destroyed by a flood. "
Mistress:-"Mary, these banisters always seem dusty. I was at Mrs. Johnson's to-day, and hers are as bright and smooth as glass." Mary:-"She has three small boys, mum. "
The Professor: "Humph! Dear me! I gave that young man two courses on the cultivation of the memory, and he's gone away and forgot to pay me, and I can't for the life of me remember the fellow's name. How very provoking." –
Christain Observer.
Some of the girls' Favorite Authors: Ethel and Marion -Walton; Mildred-Bryan (t) ; Vera--Jackson; Duckie-Porter;
Lera -Mitchell, Mabel -Dickens (on) ; Olive - Carey; Mary-Belle-Byron; Lina-Hughes; Lena-Author of Constantius;
Lotta--Davis; Jennie-Lee-Taylor.
"Now," said the teacher, "can you tell me anything about Hiawatha?" "Yes," replied little Henry, "it's the tune that made Longfellow famous."-Christian Observer.
To Liberty, dear Liberty
We pledge our love and might,
And loyally we'll ever wave
Her colors, green and white.
Sing out the praise of Liberty,
Her fame abroad proclaim,
Ring out her deeds and learning great
And spread her glorious name.
Fare thee well, dear Liberty,
The parting hour is nigh,
With loving thoughts we crown thee,
As we say once more good-bye.
-Lucile Yates.
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